Reasons I'd Be Sad To See Kandi Go1. With Sammy Davis Jr. dead and Olowokandi gone, we'll probably never hear "The Candy Man" in the Target Center again.
2. His "just rolled out of bed thought I'd show up for the game" look made everyone else on our team look like a GQ model.
3. Even if he scored a three pointer at the buzzer to win the game, it was still okay to boo Kandi.
4. The Trail Blazers were jealous that we had a guy who had to be tased TWICE!
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